Sharp tools for sharp thinkers

Scans your article paragraph-by-paragraph for weak endings, dead weight, and energy dips. Pure NLP -- no AI API needed.

Measures concreteness, emotional intensity, and semantic tension using psycholinguistic datasets. No AI -- pure NLP.

Line-by-line critique of prose, arguments, and structure. Finds what's weak, what's filler, and what actually lands.

Creates title candidates scored by engagement patterns learned from 1,200+ analyzed articles.

Generates punchy, structured content chunks following proven engagement patterns.

Uses GloVe embeddings to find high-tension word collisions across semantic domains. Arthur Koestler's bisociation theory, computed.

Analyzes joke sequence for energy flow, callback placement, and crowd momentum. Built on performance data.

Maps semantic paths between concepts using GloVe embeddings. Finds the non-obvious connections comedians exploit.

Challenges your hypothesis with counter-evidence, alternative explanations, and Bayesian reasoning. Uses Claude + Perplexity.